The Original Scam
UNION BANK PLC
COMPENSATION OFFICE UNION BANK/ UNITED NATIONS SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION PAYMENTS.
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: UNB/06654 $250,000 USD.
This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from the UNITED NATIONS in Central Bank to pay 150 victims of scam $250,000 USD (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars Only each).Are you serious? There were 150 people that got scammed? Geez, I'm not such a dope after all.
You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to this office as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $250,000 USD compensations funds.Get back to the office? How am I supposed to do that? I have never even been there.
Do I appear to be so stupid to you that I would ever enter an office that says United Nations Scam Victims on the door? Look, just because I have been scammed into revealing my bank information to people I don't know previously, doesn't mean I'm going to just march right down to your office without a little more information.
On this faithful recommendations, we want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarming on the money lost by various individuals to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today.I know! Those Nigerians must put something in their kids' cereal or maybe it's all the sunshine with no SPF65 or something, but they are pumping out scammers like nobody's business over there.
In other to compensate victims, the UNITED NATIONS Body is now paying 150 victims $250,000 USD each in accordance with the UNITED NATIONS recommendations. Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be paid by Central Bank Nigeria as corresponding paying bank under funding assistance by the governments of USA , CANADA and BRITAIN.Okay, let me get this straight... Nigerian banks cannot be trusted, so I will be paid out of Central Bank Nigeria, but really it's coming from the US, Canada and Britain (By the way, is that Great Britain, or just Regular Britain?)
Alright. sounds good.
Any benefactor of this compensation award will have to be first cleared and recommended for payment by UNION BANK PLC.I'm sorry... I thought you contacted me because I was cleared. Can't we just move along with the compensation part?
According to the number of applicants at hand, 114 Beneficiaries has been paid, over a half of the victims are from the United States, we still have an outstanding of 36 scam victims left to be paid. Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.I got scammed 2 times, though. Do I get $500,000? I don't mind filling out another application. Really.
We shall feed you with further modalities as soon as we get response from you on how you intend receiving your compensation payment.I don't mean to put down your personal taste in food, but I don't need you feeding me modalities, or any other treats, for that matter. Just send me a check, and we're good.
Send a copy of your response and payment code to our remittance officer:
NAME: Mr Moses Ade
SCAMMED VICTIMS /REF/PAYMENTS CODE:
UNB/06654 $250,000 USD.
EMAIL:email@example.comOkay, well, since you sent me my own Payment Code in the above e-mail, I will retype it for you here: UNB/06654
Below you will find my response, and a copy of the response, as requested:
"This is awesome!"
COPY: "This is awesome!"
Mrs. Margaret DanielAre you any relation to Dr. Goodluck Uba?