Tuesday, April 7, 2009

COMPENSATION OFFICE UNION BANK/ UNITED NATIONS SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION PAYMENTS

The Original Scam





UNION BANK PLC
COMPENSATION OFFICE UNION BANK/ UNITED NATIONS SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION PAYMENTS.
ATTN: SIR/MADAM,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: UNB/06654 $250,000 USD.

This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from the UNITED NATIONS in Central Bank to pay 150 victims of scam $250,000 USD (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars Only each).

Are you serious? There were 150 people that got scammed? Geez, I'm not such a dope after all.

You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to this office as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $250,000 USD compensations funds.

Get back to the office? How am I supposed to do that? I have never even been there.

Do I appear to be so stupid to you that I would ever enter an office that says United Nations Scam Victims on the door? Look, just because I have been scammed into revealing my bank information to people I don't know previously, doesn't mean I'm going to just march right down to your office without a little more information.

On this faithful recommendations, we want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarming on the money lost by various individuals to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today.

I know! Those Nigerians must put something in their kids' cereal or maybe it's all the sunshine with no SPF65 or something, but they are pumping out scammers like nobody's business over there.

In other to compensate victims, the UNITED NATIONS Body is now paying 150 victims $250,000 USD each in accordance with the UNITED NATIONS recommendations. Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be paid by Central Bank Nigeria as corresponding paying bank under funding assistance by the governments of USA , CANADA and BRITAIN.

Okay, let me get this straight... Nigerian banks cannot be trusted, so I will be paid out of Central Bank Nigeria, but really it's coming from the US, Canada and Britain (By the way, is that Great Britain, or just Regular Britain?)

Alright. sounds good.

Any benefactor of this compensation award will have to be first cleared and recommended for payment by UNION BANK PLC.

I'm sorry... I thought you contacted me because I was cleared. Can't we just move along with the compensation part?

According to the number of applicants at hand, 114 Beneficiaries has been paid, over a half of the victims are from the United States, we still have an outstanding of 36 scam victims left to be paid. Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.

I got scammed 2 times, though. Do I get $500,000? I don't mind filling out another application. Really.

We shall feed you with further modalities as soon as we get response from you on how you intend receiving your compensation payment.

I don't mean to put down your personal taste in food, but I don't need you feeding me modalities, or any other treats, for that matter. Just send me a check, and we're good.

Send a copy of your response and payment code to our remittance officer:

NAME: Mr Moses Ade
SCAMMED VICTIMS /REF/PAYMENTS CODE:
UNB/06654 $250,000 USD.
EMAIL:unionbank.compensation@yahoo.com

Okay, well, since you sent me my own Payment Code in the above e-mail, I will retype it for you here: UNB/06654

Below you will find my response, and a copy of the response, as requested:

"This is awesome!"
COPY: "This is awesome!"

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Margaret Daniel

Are you any relation to Dr. Goodluck Uba?


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5 comments:

  1. ""This is awesome!"
    COPY: "This is awesome!""

    OMG I ellowelled!!! That was great Dave!

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  2. Love the letter of response. I do have one question though. Is there any agency I need to alert to the scam letter I got? I haven't replied and don't intend to reply. I have scammer blocked now.

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  3. I have been scamed so bad and lost alot of money. And now i was sent this letter blow please can you tell me if it is for real or fake and a scam agian. Or are they really going to pay for there scams for once. contact me at tadargyle@yahoo.com as soon as you can please to let me know. Thanks Tad Argyle.



    To: undisclosed-recipientsATTENTION SIR/MADAM,


    UNION BANK PLC/UNITED NATIONS SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.


    This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United Nations To Central Bank to pay 150 scam victims $1,500,000.00 (ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAR) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $1,500,000.00 compensations funds.


    On this faithful recommendations, we want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various individuals to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to compensate victims, the U.N Body in conjunction with the Nigerian Government is now paying 150 victims of this operators $1,500,000.00 each in accordance with the U.N. recommendations.


    Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be supervised by the United Nations' Officials and the Central Bank of Nigeria as the corresponding paying bank UNION BANK PLC. According to the number of applicants at hand, 114 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 36 left to be paid the compensations of $1,500,000.00 each.


    Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.


    Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.


    You are thereby advised to contact the private client office of the Union Bank Plc in Nigeria through the following information.


    Name.. MR.JOHN MARK



    You will receive your compensations payments through ATM PAYMENTS SYSTEM.


    You will be detailed with the modalities as you contact us for details.


    Yours faithfully,
    Mr. Edwin Ele

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  4. how can take care for this scammer sended every day miliom mail like that to randam Emails and for new users pure will thinking the realitty and send them detailes to this scammers and my be them money also and this scammers is used this data to make problem for this people
    any body can do some thing for this scam mails and how send it

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  5. @ Azooz, I know! I don;t think I could have put it better myself!

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